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Simone is apparently having a minor conflict with a boy at school. Yesterday she told me that it was OK, though, because she had a plan.

The plan involves using maple syrup to stick her antagonist to a shark.

"And if it doesn't work and the syrup washes off, then he'll just drown in the ocean!"

I think I will refrain from further comment.


That is an awesome plan. I would like Simone's permission to use it when dealing with all my future difficulties as well.
Beautiful and also quite cost-effective.
Is it wrong that I really like that plan? :)
Please remind Simone that the Guild of Calamitous Intent closely monitors arching, and that she may not simply declare herself to be the archnemesis of just anyone without prior Guild approval.