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Only four people who were at FOGCon will get this, unless my dinner companions went and explained it to other people, but:

I am making a list of men who really need a visit from Tentacle On A Stick.


Context! We need context!
The short version: I suggested that if a man is arguing that, say, rape in hentai is OK as a plot device because it's fantastical and involves tentacles and those totes don't count, it's time for him to bend over for Tentacle On A Stick. Because sexual violence parity is only fair, no?

I've since begun to think that this principle may need to be applied to large swathes of men in other related contexts. Such as oh, for example, the compelling need by some men to mention their physical weight and height by way of explaining why they do not feel threatened by sexual violence. I could fix that with one simple application of...Tentacle On A Stick!

(P.S. The original may have involved a whole octopus. See, I can be merciful. [cough])
There is a company Whipspider that makes tentacle dildos and other penetration thingies
I was in fact thinking of (not so) little silicone toys in the back of my mind. Just because of animal cruelty issues, you see.
I bet they could make custom sized tentacles.
I'll start saving right away.
This definitely sounds like a Vylar-generated thing ;)
Strangely, she was not involved in the original conversation. But there's no reason she couldn't join in at any time!