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Today I have answered the very important -- some might say timeless -- question:

Which are faster, cheetahs or velociraptors?

(Answer: Cheetahs can run up to 75 mph and walk at a pace of 40 mph, which is the velociraptor's top estimated sprinting speed.)


I am happy to know the answer to this important question. I find I'd still be more afraid of being attacked by velociraptors even though I know I can't be attacked by velociraptors. Cheetahs have scary teeth and claws, but velociraptors had scarier claws and teeth.

May this house be safe from tigers...
My house is full of tigers. Often baby tigers, though.