Godzilla Kisses

Two things noted while browsing through stock photo sets:

1. Sucking your own toes, if you are a female model, is apparently a striking skill in high demand. (P.S. as it happens, I can do this.)

2. It's weird to view the sets of models you know died in untimely and tragic circumstances.

I can't make this stuff up:


Anyone can see that this is a vibrator, right?

Well...

It's marketed by a company called "HoMedics."

Ho Medics. Get it? Get it?

This is why you need to hire *me* as an editor. I can say, "No, if you capitalize that M, nobody's going to read it as home + medical. Sorry."