Godzilla Kisses

Relying on hand-me-downs for the last nine months has insulated me from the apparent fact that shopping for children's clothing is like reliving my childhood gender trauma one inch at a time. Last night I found myself muttering "I'd be gender appropriate if the boys didn't hog all the cool stuff!"* a lot...

*Like frogs and spaceships and sports and cars and monsters and pirates and dinosaurs! Giraffes, however, are apparently gender-neutral this season.