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(as Simone practices her villain song for the umpteenth time)

I can't help but think that the hyenas in The Lion King should have spent a great deal more time contemplating the notion of no king whatsoever.

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Scar:] No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And Simba too.
[Shenzi:] Great idea! Who needs a king?
[Shenzi (and then Banzai):]
No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
[Scar:] Idiots! There will be a king!
[Banzai:] Hey, but you said, uh...
[Scar:] I will be king! ...Stick with me, and
you'll never go hungry again!
[Banzai:] Yaay! All right! Long live the king!
[Shenzi:] But wait! No king, more food,
Am I right?
[Banzai:] uh....Yaaay! All right! No more kings!
commie-pinko!
Well, yeah!
see also: Game of Thrones
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Today's lesson in narrative and the forms of drama is called "The Idiot Plot."
It is also true that the Lion King is full of idiot plot moments -- Scar has to be the laziest-ass, most incompetent villain ever.